like you’d think on an anniversary your boyfriend would call you, especially as earlier on he had FORGOTTON that it was your anniversary. but no, he’d rather watch ‘i love you man’ with his flat mates.
why cant you buy cartons of water?
found the perfect birthday outfit. but its sold out in every size, bar size 14. someone pass me some cake.
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what